Discussion:
I'm Back for a Few Moments...
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Alex Suter
2005-07-31 04:21:21 UTC
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Well, I couldn't move because I was the assigned Table Captain for
that table. It's a long, boring story. But the comment would have
been hilarious--- wish I'd thought of it.
Duh, if you're the Table Captain then you order everyone ELSE to move!
Oh, how I long to one day be Table Captain. I've
been Table First Mate so long that I don't think
I'll ever get promoted.

He sits up there, the Table Captain, smug as can
be.

"Let's talk about recent discoveries in Science,"
he says, and the rest of the table trips over each
other trying to get out the latest half-remembered
article on stem-cells, or Mersenne primes, or body
thetans.

I'm tired of getting the slightly smaller cut of
prime rib. That bastard Table Captain has had a
power lock for too far long. If the Table Ensign
and I can't overthrow him together, perhaps I'll
transfer to another, potentially weaker table,
watch for a while, and then become their Table
Captain.

I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.

--
Alex Suter
***@cs.stanford.edu
Has Interesting Views, Repeats Himself
Darla Vladschyk
2005-07-31 11:51:56 UTC
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Oh, how I long to one day be Table Captain. ...
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
That's the spirit! Stay the course, young man, and one day the Golden
Fork and the Serviette of Valour will be yours!

-=Darla=-
Captain, HCMS Table Three



--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon
Chris McGonnell
2005-08-01 17:01:09 UTC
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Post by Darla Vladschyk
Oh, how I long to one day be Table Captain. ...
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
That's the spirit! Stay the course, young man, and one day the Golden
Fork and the Serviette of Valour will be yours!
I received the Serviette of KFC once, but never the Finger Bowl of
Honour.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"-- Stacia

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Chris McGonnell
2005-08-01 16:58:15 UTC
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Post by Alex Suter
Well, I couldn't move because I was the assigned Table Captain for
that table. It's a long, boring story. But the comment would have
been hilarious--- wish I'd thought of it.
Duh, if you're the Table Captain then you order everyone ELSE to move!
Oh, how I long to one day be Table Captain. I've
been Table First Mate so long that I don't think
I'll ever get promoted.
He sits up there, the Table Captain, smug as can
be.
"Let's talk about recent discoveries in Science,"
he says, and the rest of the table trips over each
other trying to get out the latest half-remembered
article on stem-cells, or Mersenne primes, or body
thetans.
I'm tired of getting the slightly smaller cut of
prime rib. That bastard Table Captain has had a
power lock for too far long. If the Table Ensign
and I can't overthrow him together,
<snip>

Take his strawberries and watch his paranoia destroy his sanity!
Post by Alex Suter
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
Don't forget to fondle two ball bearings and grimace when you speak.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia

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LAN3
2005-08-30 04:54:45 UTC
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Post by Alex Suter
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
Helm to 108!

-LAN3
Cheers bro.
Chris McGonnell
2005-08-30 17:31:26 UTC
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Post by LAN3
Post by Alex Suter
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
Helm to 108!
Arm photon torpedoes!

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You" -- Stacia
Alex Suter
2005-08-31 05:40:34 UTC
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Post by LAN3
Post by Alex Suter
I will be Table Captain one day. It is only a
matter of time.
Helm to 108!
Just today at work someone told me, "Gimme da cassssssssssh."

Then I instructed him on the proper operation of his
firearm.

Then we laughed and laughed and laughed and dove off
a building in bandages.

--
Alex Suter
***@cs.stanford.edu
Science Fiction enthusiast. On the INTERNET.

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