Who Could Resist Responding to this Spam?

[Alex Suter]

Subject: The only way to make my life complete is to turn your face to
a toilet seat

I have a kitchen
But it is not a complete kitchen
I will not be truly gay
Until I have
A Dispose-All

[Jeremy D. Impson]

Post by Alex Suter

Subject: The only way to make my life complete is to turn your face to
a toilet seat

I have a kitchen
But it is not a complete kitchen
I will not be truly gay
Until I have
A Dispose-All

But, lord almighty, yore life will sure be easier when you do get one.

--Jeremy

[Mark South]

Post by Jeremy D. Impson

Post by Alex Suter

Subject: The only way to make my life complete is to turn your face to
a toilet seat

I have a kitchen
But it is not a complete kitchen
I will not be truly gay
Until I have
A Dispose-All

But, lord almighty, yore life will sure be easier when you do get one.

"The gay life is the easy life."

I don't know if anyone said that yet, but it's all ready between quotes for
someone spout. It looks like it might suit someone gay. Anyone here fit that
description?