A message from the Internet to you

[Alex Suter]

In a dozen tests, a 3" masonry screw consistently provided less than
ten pounds of holding force when screwed through the 1/8" thick
cardboard circle found at the bottom of a box of frozen pizza.

If by, '3" masonry screw,' you mean a penis and by, '1/8" thick
cardboard circle found at the bottom of a box of frozen pizza,'
you mean a vagina, then this is exactly the sort of information
the internet was created to distribute.

The, 'dozen tests,' bit is just showing off. Prick.

[...]

Sincerely,
The Internet

Dear Mr. The Internet,

I require information on the pictures of the Katee Sackhoff
to be brought all over my screen. This is for informational
use only. Please to be answering with high resolution jpegs
and lubricant.

Sincerely yours,
Mr. The Alex Suter (age 12)

[Kevin S. Wilson]

Post by Alex Suter
Dear Mr. The Internet,
I require information on the pictures of the Katee Sackhoff
to be brought all over my screen. This is for informational
use only. Please to be answering with high resolution jpegs
and lubricant.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. The Alex Suter (age 12)

Heh-Heh. You said "Hackoff."

[Shelly]

Post by Kevin S. Wilson

Post by Alex Suter
Dear Mr. The Internet,
I require information on the pictures of the Katee Sackhoff
to be brought all over my screen. This is for informational
use only. Please to be answering with high resolution jpegs
and lubricant.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. The Alex Suter (age 12)

Heh-Heh. You said "Hackoff."

Wasn't he on Baywatch?

[Alex Suter]

Post by Shelly

Post by Kevin S. Wilson

Post by Alex Suter
I require information on the pictures of the Katee Sackhoff
to be brought all over my screen.

Heh-Heh. You said "Hackoff."

Wasn't he on Baywatch?

If you were watching the Bay on that show you're
doing it all wrong.

Sincerely yours,
Alex